Hello readers, for today, I would like to bring to your notice about a sarcastic and satirical approach as to why you should not be or rather pity the life of a celebrity! Point to be noted is that the writer is a wannabe celebrity himself…

“Being a celebrity and/or a socialite is what half a million people around the world, dream of on a daily basis (Including me!!!). Fame, fortune, fans, etc… Come aplenty when you become a star either overnight or over some years. However, people do not realize or they tend to ignore the fact that being a celebrity or a socialite is one of the most pitiable and volatile professions that anyone can be in… So, I have decided to wake you all up from your glitzy dreams and bring you some insight over the top 10 reasons that I pity this profession and why you shouldn’t take it up, based on innumerable tabloids that I have gone through over my growing up years.

 NOTE: This is purely for entertainment!!!

(1)   Privacy Pressures:

The first and foremost thing that struck my mind as to why I pity celebs is that they lose their privacy.. A thing called private life does not or rather “should not” exist for them as according to the Paparazzi. So if you’re comfortable with having a wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet, go ahead- Strike A Pose!

(2)   Fashion Faux Pas:

Well this particular reason was on the lips of many people when I asked why you shouldn’t be a celebrity. Wearing out-of-trend clothes or last-season-gowns will surely provide news for the next issue of your favorite magazine where you can see yourself in the “Worst Dressed Celebs” List!

(3)   Forget your Favorites:

As a celeb, you do not or again rather should not have any favorites, especially in terms of clothes, or food, or etc. If you repeat an outfit because it’s your favorite one, you’re dead! And if you need to flaunt your toned body all the time, forget digging into the greasy stuff and start counting your calories.

(4)   Intelligence Issues:

One thing I noticed for quite some time is that even if you’re smart, once you become a celeb, you definitely have to lose it! I guess intelligence plus being a celebrity does not go hand-in-hand. So start acting dumb even if you’re not one of them!

(5)   Don’t be Diplomatic:

Never ever give a diplomatic answer to any questions posed to you as a celeb. If you like it or hate it, admit it blatantly, irrespective of the aftermath that you may endure which may include court battles and rehab sessions amongst others…

(6)   Go on a spending spree-always!:

Well, you have the cash and the cards, so go ahead and spend it all, is the sole mantra that you need to follow when you are a celeb. You could buy anything and everything, be it a 2 million dollar mansion for your pet dog or a device that lets you maintain that hour-glass figure or six-pack abs for life. Never save the dough!!!!

(7)   Mechanized Marriages:

Even if you win the Oscar Award, people are still going to talk about the horrible break-up with your ex. Extramarital affairs, one night stands and other “steamy gossip” becomes a part of a celebs life. So you definitely can’t trust your spouse wholeheartedly. As they say “Marriages are made in Heaven”, but in the life of a celebrity “Marriages are staged to be broken!!!”

(8)   Doctor Diaries:

Have a really good relationship with your doctor. As a famous Indian celeb once said, “The doctor gives what God doesn’t!”. Because you might need to meet him/her on a regular basis. Liposuction, “Asset Enhancement”, “Emergency Pregnancy”, etc are bound to happen quite often in the life of a celebrity, so if you maintain a friendly relation with your doctor and maybe provide them with some publicity about his/her “excellent job well done”, you might even have a discount offered to you the next time you visit them.

(9)   Legal Liaisons:

Just as doctors, you always need to have friendly relationships with your legal experts as well. Drunken Driving, Messy divorces are just the tip of the iceberg. You definitely will need their helping hand at all times. Give them the publicity and I am sure you get more compensation from your ex in a divorce or an immediate bail in other cases.

(10) Always be in the Public Eye:

Self proclaim all the happenings in you daily life.   Shout it out from your roof-top. Add drama to real life. Give controversial statements. Demand for the Moon, even if you don’t get it! Be public about everything! Lest you want people to forget that you are a celebrity.

There are many other reasons that you can think off. Yet, these; I guess; are most probably the top most ones that you may agree upon. I guess if you do follow all the abovementioned steps, I am sure you can become a self-proclaimed celebrity in no time! Even if you don’t get an Oscar, no worries; you sure will be the darling of the media-personnel for life.

 This list is purely fictitious and mainly for your entertainment. If you felt that you had been entertained, please click on the virtual gift option. If you didn’t feel entertained, nevertheless click it anyways. Keep smiling!!! “

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